It’s raining and finally feeling a bit like February, so if you are stuck in the same dreary weather, here are some delicious Friday sausage linkages. Personally, I kind of enjoy this weather, despite the fact that we SoCal-ers forget how to drive with any modicum of good sense when it happens.

Here’s what piqued my interest this week:

Is there a new iPhone in the works? Engadget suggests maybe, but what caught my attention more than the prospect of a a new iPhone ( granted, I’m only mildly interested; I’ve staunchly been a BlackBerry girl) was the amazing airbrushed unicorn picture. You’re welcome.

Who knew Kama Sutra could be performed solo? Posted by N’Gai Croal on his Tumblr, this entry made me smile a and blush in equal parts. It’s SFW, but is slightly NSFW because I’m pretty sure it’s suggesting bestiality.

Koreans are totally over MySpace — The social networking site is shutting down its Korean offices, in part because they could not compete with the pre-MySpace/”big in Korea” site, Cyworld, where up to 90% (!!) of twentysomething Koreans are members. Oh, Korea. Sometimes, I don’t get you but I love your barbecue and pickled vegetables.

Is getting extra-curvy the best thing to happen to Jessica Simpson? Girlfriend’s gotten a lot of heat for looking more voluptuous as of late, and that could be really good for her pocketbook. Diet shilling is the new acne medication for celebs who want to earn the extra cash in ‘09. Although, I must say, I think girlfriend’s just been a victim of bad lighting and terribly-lengthed jeans. She and I are approximately the same height and I avoid high-waisted mom jeans like a sale at Victoria’s Secret when my bank account is running low: they just make vertically-challenged women look unbelievably squat, add about ten pounds (which for poor Jess would translate to, like, 20 because of camera weight), and are generally unflattering. 

And finally: my thoughts on the digital TV transition delay and why it should not have passed.